Thumbquat Wine

A mixture of unknown liquids, drank from a gauntlet. Only consumed by fucking idiots!

Mama makes the best thumbquat wine. It'll fuck you up!

Thumbquat Wine by LMROBS September 4, 2021

Niccolos.wine.bottle 

The best mutual anyone could have on Tiktok honestly! Funny and kind, their posts always manage to make laugh, smile or anything really. Glad I met them! :))

Niccolos.wine.bottle : The best of the best <33

Niccolos.wine.bottle by Eren_jeagers_jacket September 5, 2021

Brim wine 

Wine, up to the brim.

Man, that was a long day. When I get home, I think I'm going to have a glass of brim wine.

Brim wine by Drew Wajer November 30, 2021

crack some wine 

to go party, to party crazily

To say somebody is "Wine cracker" means they party alot

"Jacks going to go crack some wine" ,Karen says. "man, hes such a wine cracker!" -replies Cliff

crack some wine by Aqua Sunrise July 20, 2008

Swedish Fire Wine 

A type of non grape wine, developed in Swedish porn in the 70's whereby Redheaded Swedish women on their menstrual cycle use pure cotton instead of sanitary pads, this is harvested daily by Santa's elves in their off-season as she sleeps, then hand squeezed and bottled at the source, creating a unique taste to each bottle. Redheaded is a key component to this wine, as it gives it the Fire. Blonds with herpes can often be a substitute in cheaper imitations.

Aww bro, I just awoke and my mouth tastes like I've been drinking Swedish Fire Wine all night.

Swedish Fire Wine by ChuckWowLau July 19, 2018

Frozen and wine

When your offspring can’t stop watching Frozen so you drink the time away. Similar to Net and chill but more parent oriented.

Me and my blessing were watching a movie. Elsa and Anna may be cutesy and fine but imma sit here and just Frozen and wine.

Frozen and wine by WTFunny September 18, 2020

Took a bottle of wine to the Pearl 

Conversation agnostic phase for having sexual relations with another individual. Tense should be corrected with the appropriate verb.

So I heard you and Gail took a bottle of wine to the Pearl.

Took a bottle of wine to the Pearl by Tyler-Leach November 21, 2020