I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

wii

The 5th generation of Nintendo's video game consoles. Also, it is a total chick magnet. If you are going to have a small party with friends and you have some girls over, bust out the wii. Its easy to use controls and ability to make people interact is great entertainment.

Guy1: I have no ideas on how to entertain the girls. what should i do?

Guy2: bust out the wii!

by serjsoadfan January 13, 2008

wii

nostalgic console

Wii is a nostalgic console

by ArzKri May 21, 2022

Wii U

What Happens When Developers Take The Wii Designs And Shit All Over It.

Dude, Your Design Is The Next Fucking Wii U.

by A reel person October 22, 2018

Wii Injury

An injury suffered usually by an older person who has hurt themselves by flailing their limbs and hitting objects while playing wii.

My brother hit the glass windows twice today and got a wii injury while playing Lego star wars.

by ohbrother April 22, 2009

Wii pornography

When somebody draws Rule 34 of a Wii console.

''I'm going to draw Wii pornography.''
''Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.''

by zoosfoonderboolt July 29, 2025

WII

WII IS A WIN WIN SITUATION.

Yay! THAT WAS DEFINITLY A WII

by WII LOVER May 19, 2018