weener

a shlong

lewis has a big weener

by orlando mano July 11, 2022

Weezered

Verb. Falling in love with a lesbian.

Yo man, don't get weezered she's not into dudes. Chasing Amy was satirical, going any further is wasting everyone's time.

by Na Na Na May 16, 2022

Weezer

A really shitty band that everyone makes memes about

Bro did you see weezer's new album, yea man that shit was ass

by Blackshizah May 22, 2022

Weezer

A rock band that has also been a classical band (Ok Human) and a medieval band (spring) and also a pop band (Raditude)

They also have many really good albums and many really bad albums with only like one mediocre album ( Van Weezer)

I love Weezer's Red Album because of The Greatest Man That Ever Lived which switched it music styles many times.

by Ghccoolj May 31, 2022

Weezer

Weezer meaning 'Awesome' Or 'Fabulous'

"Weezer burger"

by //restart July 13, 2022

Weezer Weeb

Somebody who obsesses over Weezer, much like weebs obsess over insert obscure anime.

Normal guy 1: Hey did you hear that Fred had Buddy Holly on loop for 4 hours?

Normal guy 2: “Jeez louise he’s such a weezer weeb..”

by Ihateweezer July 20, 2022

Welder Dick

Dick that is attached to a man who has mastered metal fabrication and welding. This man will only last about 10 minutes before running out of breath but will deliver the most outstanding performance of his life, leaving you speechless, sore, and satisfied.

Joe: Why is your phone going off all day today?
Jim: I just gave this girl from the bar last night some welder dick
Joe: Damn well mute your phone then

by weldingstan August 8, 2022