Threw My Web

To have an orgasm, where the end of your wang is exposed, thus resulting in ejaculate flying across the room as if spider man just threw a mass of webbing

Oh man, did I tell you about the time I threw my web into Jessica's fish tank?

by Beats By Ray December 30, 2014

Web Licker

The first person of the day on a biking or hiking trail that clears the spider webs - often by running into them.

It's great to ride the trail early in the morning, except being the web licker and having to remove spiders from your face.

by HMIB October 9, 2021

Web of Cob

any replicated variety of a spider’s Cob Web

During the Hallo’s of Ween, I decorate my house with a multitude of Web of Cob.

by Horizonogre November 8, 2019

Utility Web Designer

A web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.

WOW, he can design, code and market our website, he's a utility web designer!

by Etomco July 15, 2010

vaj webs

a vagina that hasn't seen a penis in a while.

Girl one: I need a man
Girl two: Why?
Girl one: I'm pretty sure I have vaj webs

by Lynn Ionis January 23, 2014

Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 17, 2016

web site

Something a lamer creates in order to seem more l33t

MY N3W web site 1N TEH GEOCITiES 0wNz j00!!!!!!!!!!!111

by Robey July 28, 2003