Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024

Weather Boy

Weather Boy (Derogative)
Insult one Weather Reporter
(Most used when raining)

Weather boy: Whats the best type of firework here?
Cool boy: Wouldn't You Like to Know, Weather Boy?
Weather boy: Where are you parents?

by Buritowo February 27, 2023

Weather boy

Boy who cums in bucket for $$$. Usually a snake

Yo did that king just weather boy?!?

by Helllooooooooooo August 13, 2021

gale weathers

That one fucking girl in the scream movies that Courtney cox played and made out with her now divorced fucking husband

Gale weathers is a motherfucker

by Xgkxkgbbxxfizklh November 05, 2021

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather

by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 03, 2019

Weather man

Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3

Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.

Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.

by DJMONEY329 February 15, 2021

Walking weather

Walking weather is nice warm yet also chilly weather. It is usually right after it rains when the temp drops at around 9pm.

I love walking weather!
Whats walking weather?
Kill yourself.

by ilovecatssssudufuifjfkf September 13, 2022