George Washington 

The guy on the dollar bill and the quarter

One of the founding fathers of the US.
Commander of the Continental Army.
First President of the US.
Served 2 terms, ending in 1796.
Left John Adams (second president) with lots of problems to solve.
His Farewell Address told the nation to stay out of European Affairs.

George Washington doesn't write his own speeches and failed spelling (that is, if they even have spelling as a subject in school back then, but nevertheless, it's true.)

George Washington by squee1 September 13, 2005

George Washington University 

The school rich spoilled brats go to where despite daddy's donations they still couldn't get into Georgetown.

Living conditions also consist of 7 people crammed into a single dorm room like sardines.... but at least you are still in DC

Its cool I didn't get into Georgetown... Daddy felt bad so he got me a new car, a Fendi, a spot at George Washington University and we're all going to Cabo for the weekend! Totes Fun!

Whats the one thing Georgetown University and George Washington University Students both have in common?

They both applied to Georgetown

George Washington University by DC101 May 1, 2010

George Washington 

A dry handjob. So named because it is worth exactly one dollar.

I was hoping to score with Amber last night, but all I ended up getting was a lousy George Washington.

George Washington by JLJ September 19, 2005

California, Oregon and Washington state 

I'm a Cajun and these communists are actually being racist against people like us. Funny thing is, they don't understand that we are the true (white) Americans along with Native Americans; and their communist asses don't belong in our country. (please: go to Canada instead) and we've been here probably far longer than they have. get out of our country if you're not white or native amerindian. go back to where you came from

Boycott all of their music and bands, too. fuck communism fuck marxism. fuck antifa. fuck tool. fuck maynard james keenan. fuck rage against the machine. fuck ministry. fuck you all, kiss my cajun ass. move your asses back to Canada and get the fuck out of MY country , douchebags. fuck internationalism

fuck green day, fuck nirvana, fuck mudhoney, fuck quarterflash, fuck night ranger, fuck modest mouse. fuck sub pop records. fuck seattle, san francisco and portland. fuck them all. you got it? good. You people are not true Americans. You're closeted communists. now fuck off.

Go ahead and be annexed by Canada, since you like them so much; and they like socialism also- you PC Marxist communist hypocritical dickheads. fuck counter culture and fuck marxism. the american constitution is here to stay

California, Oregon and Washington state - and maybe even Hawaii - should be annexed to Canada. go right the fuck ahead, we (Cajuns and Native Americans - aka the REAL americans) won't miss you people. you transplant marxist scum

California, Oregon and Washington state by Abraham's Adversary February 16, 2019

George Washington Bridge 

if two girls eiffel tower a dude, the girl that is sitting on the dude's face is in reverse cowgirl orientation. not sure if you've ever tried this but your nose ends up too close to her ass and there isn't much to do from back there besides tongue-bang her. so flip that girl around by 180 degrees so she's in cowgirl orientation. much better for eating her out but now the girls can't high-five. however, the girl on your face can reach back for a low five from the girl on your dick or they can even hold hands this way, resembling the suspension on a bridge.

these two girls wanted to eiffel tower me but i showed 'em how to George Washington Bridge instead.

George Washington Bridge by GWBdude June 6, 2009

George Washington University 

Dodge Durangos are the leading cause of death on G.W. campus because of the lack of campus and its obscure position next to a major roadway. Tuition at G.W. is the among the highest in the United States, which causes parents to sell younger siblings and themselves on the street corner. Students here are snobby assholes who own big SUVs to compensate for the little dicks. They like to think they're smart but in reality they got accepted because they're stupid enough to pay the tuition, which is so high it could feed Zimbabwe and Cambodia for five years. Former alum include such dictators as Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, and Saddam Hussein, which leads to my point that this school was built by secret Pentagon and CIA funds to train dictators. They're curriculum promotes homegrown terrorism and worldwide domination. Some say the virus AIDs was started here.

Hugo Chavez:" Hey Raul, are you going to the class reunion at George Washington University tomorrow?"

Raul:"No, you fucking asshole. I am going to put some journalist in jail for correctly citing that my dick is very small."

George Washington University by SweatyD.C.ballsack July 24, 2010

dewayne washington 

the worst cornerback in the history of the nfl

dewayne washington couldn't cover my grandmother who uses a walker

dewayne washington by Anonymous October 31, 2003