A wallet (Wall-Let) is a harlot that hits the wall and desperately doubles down on the treasure hunt as she realizes many men don't want her any more.
I can't go down to starschmucks any more without at least one of those sad old wallets all up on my shit.
by Social Distomancy March 3, 2024
Get the Wallet mug.Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024
Get the Wallet boner mug.When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.
Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."
by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022
Get the Wallet-Rape mug.Concept invented by two young people at school, tuna in a wallet. It is a mysterious concept, highly subjective, not very objective, and hardly worthy of a concrete definition.
A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.
Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.
A tuna in a bag, defies reality, and makes us think about life, existence and consciousness.
Tuna in the wallet, in addition to a tuna, and a wallet, is something else.
And that something more is what you want it to be.
by Wallet Tuna July 1, 2022
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Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet
Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet
by Mcnuggs10! July 1, 2022
Get the Glizzy Wallet mug.When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)
Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring
by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022
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