Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.

“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday”
“What the fuck you’re disgusting”

by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025

Julian Virus

When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.

"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"

"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"

by clutchie112 March 20, 2024

The Badussy Virus

The Badussy Virus was when Covid , fly , nicki Minaj and cardi b were mixed together. It created a very serious , but slaying virus.

Last year, I had the Badussy Virus

by thebadussyvirus July 5, 2022

Car'ona virus

Insane driver, that drives drunk when sober.

that hoe drives like a Car'ona virus but is sober.

by funny jokes April 29, 2020

DogBot Virus

A little know computer virus some claim is run by the Chinese government, that dogs american online retailers and undercuts prices by pennies at a time via A robot system...

example a DogBot Virusis is if your selling widgets for 4.99... the dogbot will set it's prices at 4.98 , you lower your price dogbot lowers and so on and so on til your losing money with every sale.. the virus will dog you, like a blood hound chasing an escaped convict.

by dogbotmn September 5, 2013

The GOAT Virus

Virus that began at the end of 2022 that congest the throat and cusses respiratory issues.

He kept trying to clear his throat, because he had the illness caused by The GOAT Virus.

by [e-mail] November 13, 2022

Crony Virus

Crony Virus is the crescendo of corporate greed into its zenith by the excercise of emergency powers to amass more wealth to the ultra-wealthy. Mass media terrorism is used to make civillians fall into a state of submissive psychosis via intense devisiveness using a roos to maliciously and deliberatley turn friends and family against each other to drive people into isolation. The crony virus is the largest transfer of wealth in history. It is the death of science if questions are asked people are shunned. It is the death of debate the only option to survive is to obey. It is the insurrection of freedom. In short, it's a clutching from the financially wealthy and their last attempt to keep things the way they have been. The crony virus is a societal lobotomy.

This Crony Virus has been a scam from the beginning. Mind your own buisiness. Think for yourself and stop telling me what to do.

by iguanapopsicle May 7, 2023