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Vietnamese Vasectomy

When a Vietnamese hooker, who's vagina is so tight that it restricts and cut's circulation on your penis as soon as you nut, that the gargantuan amount of sperm being stopped by the tightness of her vagina holds in your balls causing them to swell to sizes of balloons and then explodes, resulting in vasectomy
"My wife wanted kids, she doesn't know when I was at my 'business' trip in Asia, I got a Vietnamese Vasectomy"
by JamesPage February 7, 2025
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Vietnamese Power Washing

The act of holding in your bladder for 7 hours, then putting your DangALang in another dude and proceeding to wash his anus with your mighty stream
Hey man, my asshole is pretty itchy. Can you give me a Vietnamese Power Washing?
by Juce916 June 2, 2025
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Vietnamese Powerwashing

A sexual act/game that can be played with your friends who have penises. You both down a large amount of water and then you both pretend to use your penises as chopsticks and whoever pisses first loses.
“Man at the party Marky and Richie were Vietnamese Powerwashing for an hour straight infront of everybody!”
by gosplchior June 3, 2025
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Vietnamese powerwashing

Drinking a fuckton of water then using your dicks as chopsticks, first person to pee loses.
by Ovenfreshham June 12, 2025
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Vietnam hot-drop

A multi-stage sex position that start with helicoptering your penis, you than let your partner in crime bounce on your member until your at your edge, your partner than gets off and you begin helicoptering your penis again, while swingin' yo thang blow your load as you start to get flacid and exclaim "we're going down"
Me and my ex did the Vietnam hot-drop, her grandpa had flashbacks
by Daddy332769 July 17, 2025
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Vietnam

When I was in Vietnam
I met a man
He was called
Bin
Interesting I Thought
As I brought the bayonet from his chest
What a pest
His wife I'll undress
Calm down boys
For now, I'll only enjoy
The Bang concludes
Fragged upon her boobs
The Village burns
As i remember the man
I met in Vietnam
When I was in Vietnam
I met a man
He was called
Bin
Interesting I Thought
As I brought the bayonet from his chest
What a pest
His wife I'll undress
Calm down boys
For now, I'll only enjoy
The Bang concludes
Fragged upon her boobs
The Village burns
As i remember the man
I met in Vietnam
by Gary6669 August 4, 2025
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