Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 06, 2023

Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 06, 2024

Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.

Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.

by c0aster January 24, 2018

turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.

I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.

by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022

Turbo Dyke

Mikeys oaks.

“Stfu turbo dyke”

by Watermelon04 August 14, 2020

Turboed

Doing something with great speed.

I turboed home, knowing I had some good snackage waiting for me

by CROSSFAD3D_OG March 29, 2019

Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.

"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"

by imconfusedbythistoo September 25, 2018