Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.
Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.
by c0aster January 24, 2018
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turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.
I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.
by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022
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turbo trace

a durry munching, nang puffing slag
“there goes turbo trace, what a slag.”
by hazeeyes April 10, 2024
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Turbo Dyke

by Watermelon04 August 14, 2020
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Turbo

A chem (drug) in the fallout New Vegas universe. It is a jet inhaler with the opening facing inwards towards a hair spray can, which it is duct taped to. Oddly enough, despite being named turbo, it has the effect of slowing everything down, including the player, their move speed, their attacks, enemies attacks, their move speed, etc. Outside of this context, a turbo is a device used in the automotive industry, which boosts the acceleration and top speed of a car by increasing the amount of air that enters the engine through its ability to compress air, which means that in a given amount of space there are more oxygen particles than there would be otherwise without the turbo, and thus, combustion capabilities are increased.
That fiend took turbo and they've been tweaking on that mattress for 4 hours now. I wanted to snatch the mentats in their pockets but they were shaking so violently I didn't dare to touch them.
by Suckmytoes_77 December 02, 2023
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Turbo

Turbo is God. He is the best and fastest snail ever. Change my mind. Go ahead. Try.
guy: "whoa that snail are fast..."
other guy: "Yes is Turbo he is fast."
*eye of the tiger begins to play*
guy: "OH MY GOD IT'S A SIGN FROM THE SAVIOR"
by mxshroomguts March 20, 2021
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Turbo

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.
P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)
by yardardar April 01, 2021
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