garrett turbo

A cheap knock off of a turbonetics. Used to compensate for small penis and make cheap power for skylines.

Garrett turbo

He ran a garret turbo because he couldn't afford a turbonetics and his girlfriend said she wasn't satisfied with his small penis

by haooydays January 22, 2018

Turbo Trainer Service

A fictional service used to justify lack of participation in virtual cycling events.

Sorry I cant race tonight because my turbo trainer service.

by c0aster January 24, 2018

turbo pull

A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.

I had a turbo pull in between meetings, took me less than 2 minutes... LAD!

by turbo pull February 2, 2017

turbo huge

A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)

Wow! That bitch is Turbo Huge!

by Gdawg39 February 2, 2017

Turbos

When try hard gamblers think turbo spins increases the chances of landing a feature

Couple turbos for the feature villain

by Neffnz November 22, 2021

Turbos

When try hard gamblers think turbos increases the chances of landing a feature

Yo TP couple turbos for the feature… trust

by Neffnz November 22, 2021

turbo fuckwad

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.

I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.

by Rockman X October 2, 2021