Traffic: The Musical

Timmy and Margaret are stuck taking their stupid family to the airport, and they run into a few obstacles. But there’s songs!

“🎶Traffic: The Musical! It’s going to be very hysterical!🎶”

by M0ther Timeskips January 24, 2026

Traffucked

As one sits in heavy traffic that isn't moving making you late for scheduled events.

When you're stuck in traffic, late for an appointment or work your excuse can be labeled as "I got traffucked" today.

by PopNLok February 22, 2026

Traffuck

When there's a fuck ton of traffic

I got stuck in traffuck today

by Double J wihtout Js August 29, 2025

traffic

The worst thing to get stuck in.

Damn it, I’lol be late for school because of this stupid traffic!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Thundersnow Traffuck

Traffic in the Washington DC Metro area caused by any amount of snow, specifically thundersnow

I spent 13 hours trapped on the GW parkway because of this thundersnow traffuck!

Thundersnow traffic caused 100s of cars to be abandoned by their owners this past week.

by BGernat February 18, 2011

downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman

Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.

by lalaluscious February 7, 2014

sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.

"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"

by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016