The Avery Touch

The sensual touch of a goddess that will make you cum on contact.

Avery gave me a high five the other day and I felt The Avery Touch. I came all day long.

by spanklets October 21, 2009

The Cyclops Touch

The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes

The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.

by Daylesford Boys October 09, 2012

The Touch of Peter

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch

(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!

by ROFLCOPTER007 July 07, 2009

Truggles Touch

Like the Midas touch except instead of everything you touch turning to gold, everything you interact with turns to shit.

Dude, he's got the Truggles Touch. Every relationship he has turns to shit.

by Hate Kenry December 12, 2008

touching the cenotaph

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

by ProfessorX May 10, 2004

touch a button

The phrase means, "lets fight". It is calling a person out for a physical confrontation.

This phrase was not originated, coined, or started by Vybz Kartel. Vybz Kartel remade Bingie General's song "Touch A Button Nuh". General Bingie took the beat for "Touch A Button Nuh" from Sugar Ray's song "Bubblin' Pot"

The phrase may have deeper roots than that.

Why you looking at me crossed? You vexing me. Touch a button now.

by Unit 36 May 16, 2013

Touching Cloth

You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.

The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.

by Jockey August 19, 2003