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Living Tombstone

heavy morning wood that goes away before you wake up
"my man gets a living tombstone every night"
by skeletussy September 17, 2025
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Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up
"my man gets a living tombstone every night"
by skeletussy September 17, 2025
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Tomesque

Acting as if you were the world reknowned fscktard, Tom Anderson.
Damnit, Travis, you're being fscking Tomesque tonight!
by B4K35 January 29, 2005
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tombface

The event when your boxers become sweaty after a hard day's of work and begin to separate your testicles. Making the scrotum appear to look as though they have just becomed pruned.
After a long day of splitting wood, Michael's testicles appeared to take the form of tombface.
by SA28 May 22, 2007
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tomboozery

Chris had a hard night at the bars and participated in some tomboozery afterwards and ended up in jail
by zxypoo January 15, 2010
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Tomas Pownall

Amazingly beautiful person. sensitive, great listener, funny, gorgeous but he doesnt know it. unique, great friend, honest, trusting. honestly a truly amazing person. wishes he lived in the 20's but im sooooo glad he didnt because then i wouldnt get to have him in my life. simple, sweet, perfectly imperfect. modest but awsome and just flipping insane. and hes funny :)
Person: oh my scone i dont know what i would do without Tomas Pownall, he is my favourite human being of all time! :)

Tom: oh sorry i was busy looking at other people (completely ignorant of his amazingness)
by she loves you ye ye ye :) October 21, 2010
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Tomas Pleitez

(Noun) (Taw-mess) A Latin stupid, yet smart and chubby man. A great kisser and excellent in bed. With all these traits he knows that he is a lucky guy, he has the most amazing girlfriend in the whole universe! He cant ever get enough of his girlfriend's hugs and kisses (well not so much kisses) he cant wait to see her every day and goes insane without her. His life is fun and so exciting and never goes wrong as long as she is with her.
by Tomarobby June 12, 2011
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