Kirked

To get suddenly and permanently retired from life via firearm, usually without any prior heads-up, dramatic music, or chance to dramatically clutch your chest and deliver a final one-liner.

Dude walked out the store, got kirked mid-text message. Bro never even hit send.

by Clit_gobler January 7, 2026

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Murked

He messed with a gang and ended up getting Kirked.

by Open Brain Research January 7, 2026

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Kirk

Is a synonym for the word neck

She was giving my bro Kirk

by Mayhugh7381 January 7, 2026

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Kirked

Adjective/ adj: When political figures are attacked for internal political agendas.

Charlie Kirk got kirked.

by Kirkalyzer January 7, 2026

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THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).

1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!

by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023

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One of the best technical guitarists who plays for the band Metallica. He started off in a garage band called "mesh", then Exodus and Joined Metallica in 1983. He does ripping solos and playing at lightning speed.

Metallica would be nothing without Kirk Hammet. James Hetfield is a great guitarists and all, but Kirk Hammet superior

by UltimateDoge February 16, 2023

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