fucking joke mate

An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.

Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.

Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.

Chap 1: Mugs.

by tip2 September 22, 2011

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sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

by yardnoc June 27, 2015

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Fokin ell mate

Slang used by white kids teying to be Australian in a horrible accent.

Tim: Fokin ell mate, you suck wt fortnite!
Austin: Shut up Tim!

by Slide sloot September 23, 2018

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fool's mate

a special book of which sexually deprived people, usually fans of japanese rock, purchase to satisfy their needs

A few days after he bought "fool's mate," the infamous magazine; he started to become immensely arroused, as he scanned over a page featuring gackt's newest naked album.

by the incredible man August 28, 2007

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fridge off, mate

Equivalent to both of these, simultaneously.

- "Jump off a cliff."
- "You're like a brother to me."

Example of insultn't ~

An insult directed at Bing until it had to be explained (as a lie, therefore Bing thinks it's nice), and now Bing says it all the time.

Created by orangutans

Example of earlier conversation:
Me: "Bing, can you do my schoolwork bro?"
Bing: "I'm sorry, but I can't do your schoolwork for you. That would be cheating and unfair to other students. You should do your own work and learn from it. Fridge off, mate. blush"

by Chgooseorangutan April 11, 2023

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