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National sit on lap day

On March 10th u can sit on anyone lap for the day
exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Then: it’s National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 10, 2022
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The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
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Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap
There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up
by Emogen7608 January 8, 2023
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Don’t spill in my lap

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap
by Collamrach October 27, 2020
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Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010
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lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.
Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.
by MiaNickey April 20, 2015
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Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.
Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own
by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023
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