by FaffyEnderman April 16, 2020

a great person who will use house plants, her annoying ass dog and glasses which she can never find as a weapon, she will probably murder you in your sleep... unless... an aries whore who likes serial killers and bill hader. She is possibly a 40 year old man in a mask.
by dahmernoodles October 31, 2019

Jess Yadav is honestly one of the most beautiful, gorgeous people in this universe even though she thinks she's not, she really is. Jess Yadav normally hides the fact that she thinks she's ugly with humor but when actually she's pretty and just overall a beautiful, stunning baddie.
Don't upset and/or annoy Jess Yadav, she'll be very angry and will forever hold a grudge against you (Trust me don't do it).
Jess Yadav always has her best friends back, if someone has been horrible or nasty to you she'll make you feel better and let you rant on and on about it. Jess Yadav will never betray you, she never will.
In conclusion Jess Yadav is one of the kindest, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous angels in the whole entire universe.
Love you Jess :')
Don't upset and/or annoy Jess Yadav, she'll be very angry and will forever hold a grudge against you (Trust me don't do it).
Jess Yadav always has her best friends back, if someone has been horrible or nasty to you she'll make you feel better and let you rant on and on about it. Jess Yadav will never betray you, she never will.
In conclusion Jess Yadav is one of the kindest, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous angels in the whole entire universe.
Love you Jess :')
Person: Who is that?!
Her bestie: That's Jess Yadav, she's beautiful isn't she!!
Person: Yep she definitely is!
Her bestie: Treat her right.
Her bestie: That's Jess Yadav, she's beautiful isn't she!!
Person: Yep she definitely is!
Her bestie: Treat her right.
by How fun! May 31, 2019

by b-aller February 19, 2019

Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019

by mellanychocoba23 November 3, 2010

Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011
