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used to express extreme laughing in gen z text conversations.
may also be referencing the assistance you need to start breathing again after laughing so hard.
(iMessage group chat)
Person 1: guys i ran over a dead squirrel on the highway and its guts flew onto my windshield
Person 2: help
Person 3: im dying
Person 4: im crying
Person 5: deceased
Person 6: im in orbit
by LeastThisSongIsASmash February 11, 2022
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Solve all the passionate issues with the help of Cenforce

One of the most horrible things that can happen to any man is the problem of erectile dysfunction. If a person has a problem of erectile dysfunction, then he is not able to develop and maintain a hard erection of the penis throughout the sexual activity.
If you are one of them, then there is no more need to take any tension. There is a great medicine available for this problem and the name of this medicine is Cenforce 100 mg. In the health sector, it is commonly known as Sildenafil Citrate.
5-star rated drug to treat impotency
Cenforce 150 is a 5-star rated drug to treat the problem of impotency. This medicine works by relaxing the muscles and increasing the flow of blood towards the genitals parts of males. This medication relieves men who suffer from ED in the most efficient manner. You can order this medicine online by ordering it through any reputed online pharmacies. This medication not only cures Ed but also functions to enhance a long-lasting erection.
A man named Sajal started facing ED problem at the age of 42. He never told about this problem to his wife as he was afraid that his wife would leave him after hearing this. His friend suggested him to consult a doctor and start taking Cenforce 200 mg. Now Sajal no long has an ED problem and he also keeps his wife highly satisfied on bed. So, you can see that this a wonderful drug to treat your problems related to sex.
Solve all the passionate issues with the help of Cenforce
by ysmeds August 1, 2020
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Christmas Help

An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.

Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.

Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
by Bertie Big Bollox December 10, 2010
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help me

do not help them at all costs
not cool guy - HELP ME PLEASE HE HAS A GUN
cool guy - this joke is so old bro
by pygmysquidreal November 29, 2023
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HEEELP! HELP MEEEE! HEEEELP!

When you're holding a chick-fil-a milkshake but your mind gets cursed with the knowledge of a god
You already know I'm obsessed with it, I can't get enough. Back with another milk- HEEELP! HELP MEEEE! HEEEELP!
by personrealofficialtrue May 8, 2025
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A: bro, have you heard of <!-- _|_ _ _ _|. __|_. _ _ _ _ |_|| |_)(_|| | (_||(_ | |(_)| |(_||\/ / Need help?

B: Nah what the fuck is that?

A: *Goofy ahh site*
by Rick Ross And The Hooper July 24, 2022
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