Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.
by Bruther Man August 01, 2022
The Brektuliaktev curse is quite possibly the worst curse of them all. Once infected, your life will start to crumble. Horrible events will ensue. You will feel it coursing through your veins. It is said that any man infected with the Brektuliaktev stands no chance, and it is indeed over for them.
You have now been infected with The Brektuliaktev Curse. It won’t be long now. I would so not want to be you rn.
by Knower of All Holy April 06, 2022
Being Cursed a Canadian means you're more shy then usual due to being in a large crowd of people which you do not know well. The Term Originates from the Stereotype that Canadians are shy.
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
"I was Cursed a Canadian at that family reunion"
by Captin Rickshaw June 22, 2022
The ability to pull/flirt with/smash any girl except the girl you truly want causing your life to have meaningless encounters and relationships with several women. You must live with this curse
"she's not feeling me man, i hit it off with every other girl but she not into me like that"
" Damn you must have the JB curse bruh"
" Damn you must have the JB curse bruh"
by HBK JB March 31, 2021
A person with Cupid's curse usually has no problem with people liking them but as soon as they catch feelings the same person who liked them first instantly looses feelings.
"Every time someone likes me and I feel the same they always loose feelings!"
"Dude you have Cupid's curse"
"Dude you have Cupid's curse"
by Blaze woods November 07, 2022
The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022
subsidiary to the term Danny Luck.
The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.
The most egregious experience when planning hangouts with friends. When life takes a complete 180 degrees and totally voids all of your pre-planning when setting up a hangout. The intended day was determined to be bright, cool, and clear. However, the day of everything goes to shit and it starts raining, hailing, and 15 tornados take out your favorite restaurant.
Person A: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT YOU CHECKED THE WEATHER BEFORE HAND?!
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™
Person B: T_T *sobbing* i did it was clearrrrr last night when i looked at the weather app
Person A: *sigh* its all because of The Danny Hangout Curse™
by kalalalalalalalalala February 24, 2025