Similar to scoping out attractive individuals at the mall, campus, etc., but done from one's couch by swooning over celebrity men or women on TV or in the movies.
by philozopher99 January 22, 2012
Get the Couch Whoringmug. Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
by Accedendum June 4, 2018
Get the couch shamanmug. The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.
by fundlebubble November 12, 2017
Get the fast couchmug. Any place where you sleep when you can’t get home before North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper’s 10pm -5am curfew during the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.
“Damn, I heard Scott was sleeping in his car.”
He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck
“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”
He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck
“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”
by Newtonsgatorboy December 11, 2020
Get the Cooper Couchmug. Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD
Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
by Feralart October 31, 2018
Get the Couch promotermug. by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012
Get the Couch Pumpkinmug. A girl that fucks around with a lot of guys in the same group. Or snapchat whore that does nothing but sends nudes to every guy that adds her.
"Why would he want Brenna she's the community couch?"
"Fuck if I know. She's easy? Hope he doesn't grab bed bugs and fleas."
"Fuck if I know. She's easy? Hope he doesn't grab bed bugs and fleas."
by Keb42 April 4, 2016
Get the Community couchmug.