Porno Pudding

(noun) An ancient Greek dessert, originating as early as 300 B.C. It usually contains a mixture of spit, semen, thyme, fecal matter, mint, and three pounds of all-purpose flour.

I made some porno pudding for Thanksgiving this year! I'm sure grandma will love it!

by Fwuntze June 4, 2015

Pudding cup

When a man cums in a woman's ass and then licks his own semen out of the gaping butthole like the inside of a pudding cup.

My boyfriend treats my ass like an empty pudding cup.

by das bouk! July 31, 2021

pass the pudding

When you and your freinds buy a cheap hooker for the night.

*pulls up to corner, rolls down window
You want to pass the pudding tonight?

by swamp_gang July 25, 2017

Baby Pudding

baby pudding is semen

hey babe, would you like some of my baby pudding?

by Ted1590 May 10, 2018

pudding prize

When you mean to fart but end up with a shit surprise in your pants

Uh oh, I think I just won the pudding prize

by Wakahamillflame November 24, 2016

Blue Pudding

Secret codeword for Purple Drank

Man, got any blue pudding? I need this.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Pud popping

The act of beatin' one's meat. Jerkin it. Slappin the monkey around.

Kids these days are more interested in pud popping rather than their erector sets

by DAIMEY JONES June 2, 2011