Plant City

Where the strawberry festival is at. Dats the only thing anyone cares about. Its a festival that all the white trash rednecks attend to eat fried shit and watch country music acts before they go home drunk to fuck there sisters or brother.

They are all Trump supporters along with there web footed "She's just slow, but her brain will grow." Inbred children.

5/10 it's no Branson, MI

Plant City is a town north of Tampa.

by FunkyKongJr December 3, 2021

Watering the plants

Having a piss. Urinating. Departing to the urinal. Draining the lizard. Taking a slash. Peeing.

"Where's Toby? "
"Oh he'll be back in a min, he's just off watering the plants"

by Matty Lebatty June 23, 2022

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021

Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201

" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"

by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019

sand plant

When you're so drunk at the beach, you face plant in the sand.

My friend was so drunk she sand planted last night and woke up this morning with sand in her ear.

by Billy Bob 54 August 12, 2023

Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.

person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.

by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023

Plant Eating Pussy

A Vegetarian

"Why don't you snuff it, then? You plant eating pussy."

by anonymous July 30, 2023