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Landon

All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.
Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig
by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018
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Landon

A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm
by Lil daddy123 October 24, 2022
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rachel and landon

a wonderful sexy couple. Often have sex(anal lovers)
oh your a rachel and landon have sex
by Rahcel and Landon June 15, 2017
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Landon

The most handsome boy in the world. Blonde hair with blue eyes and a great smile. Landon is always with the boiz and they always have his back. if you try to fight him he will beat u up so bad that your kids feels it. Landon is a musician and plays the guitar and ukulele. He loves playing sports like lacrosse. Landon is the best kid there is.
Landon is soooooo handsome
by funnyboiz June 21, 2022
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Landon

Trip and fall and Landon DEEZ NUTS!!
Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!
by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022
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Landon

Landon is a cute boy but ugly at the same time he has a friend who will sometimes back him up.

He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
“Keeps this a secret landon.”

Watch out its landon!”

Keep landon he can be a caring friend.
by Landoooooon June 6, 2020
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Landon

Landon is soooo ugly but, his bff Evelyn makes him said bc she won't stop calling herself ugly, buthatic, and more and loves his friends and he definitely not athletic he cares for his friends a lot and trys his hardes to get his friends so smile and is very funny and messes with his friends by poking his friends in the neck He is really sweet sometimes and loves hanging out with his friends.
Girl 1 hey is that a landon yes he is really ugly

Girl 2 ik right he is thr ugliest boy
by Landon214 April 9, 2019
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