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oh shit get the hamster

A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
any last words?
oh shit get the hamster

oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster
by Get Rick rolled January 2, 2021
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Hamster

A racist term for a hispanic person meaning that they bread like hamsters. Usually knocking up multiple women and bailing on there kids like a rodent would do just spread there seed and move on
(White guy) "Hey did you hear about carlos? He knocked up my sister and bailed on her this is his 15th kid hes done this too!"
(Other white guy) "wow what a fuckin hamster! She should have gotten a nice white guy instead hopefully she learns you dahm well know that fuckin hamster carlos wont hes just spreading his seed like a rodent"
by Panhead_Chopper_11C February 6, 2021
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D.C hamster

A hairy set of balls (testicles)
Normally found on long haired

Oasis lovers
Hey I was working at the arena last night and dan got his balls out in darrens face.
Dan likes to call it the D.C hamster
by J.j.c.c February 24, 2021
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hamster

noun - of course it's the cute furry rodent, but it's also a person who likes to hoard food or emergency supplies like toilet paper, bottled water, and hand sanitizer.
verb - to hamster is to hoard, or store away, extra stuff, usually more than you need or suddenly a bunch all at once.
Unbelievably, hamster means to hoard in German and Dutch and supposedly the animal got it's name from that.
The weatherman announced a big snowstorm was coming and everyone ran to the grocery store to hamster supplies.

That guy hamstered 25 cases of hand sanitizer when the covid pandemic first started.

Look at how much food she has in this closet -she's such a hamster!
by Valencia Kumquat February 28, 2021
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hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.
"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"
by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021
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Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.
I cant remember! I need to poke the hamster
by Nurrit May 11, 2021
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Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them
by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021
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