A coffee crown is a noun. Used when one has consumed so much coffee they become inebriated. It only lasts a few hours but the hangover is similar to that of a blacked out night, uncomfortable and generally excruciating. Each person's coffee crown may be different in size but usually, a coffee crown is an average of 20 cups of coffee during a 23.5 hour period.
by kaffeeaddict May 8, 2019
Get the Coffee Crownmug. A small amount of money given to an often homeless software engineer so that they can sit at a cafe and write open source software.
by codes4coffee November 23, 2019
Get the coffee moneymug. I went to Starbucks this morning and caught a mean case of coffee rot, I've pooped 7 times in the last hour
by Mr Shmee September 6, 2013
Get the coffee rotmug. The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
by twowheler1300 January 24, 2011
Get the coffee poachmug. 
by Squiddick January 3, 2019
Get the Chris coffeemug. by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Shit Coffeemug.