A dog is the embodiment of all that is pure. We are less than deserving of these beautiful, clean, loyal, amazing beings, and they deserve to live the most wholesome and loving lives possible. It's a shame they live such short lives, because if they had a longer lifespan humans would no longer need to socialize with each other. Anybody who abuses or hurts dogs in any way (see Kero The Wolf) deserves to be skinned, covered in papercuts, and be thrown in a boiling pot of lemon juice.
Dad: Hey son, how are things?
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
Son: Shut up dad, im playing with fido! (Fido as in a common name for dogs)
by Exotic Time April 16, 2019
Get the Dogmug. by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018
Get the Dogmug. If you are searching ‘dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.
2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.
3: you are extremely bored
4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life
5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
“Bro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
“Haha”
“Haha”
by Hols9876 June 2, 2020
Get the Dogmug. Dog not a fucking cat bitches
by china/INDIAN/ENGLISH/your dad January 21, 2019
Get the Dogmug. A dog will stick by your side all the time and fight for you when times are at stake and will never forget you no matter what happens and a dog is a mans best friend and the only friend you can trust during hard times in life including when you are going threw times when there is no one to trust you will always have your dog there to support you
by McFly Bobby ;) February 26, 2019
Get the Dogmug. Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
by belowbasic January 27, 2019
Get the Dogmug.