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Big Joe

Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.

Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."

Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009
mugGet the Big Joemug.

the big room

i will download the game cos i dont want to have to venture out into ''the big room''
by pezz82 July 11, 2011
mugGet the the big roommug.

Big and Riching

To saddle up a horse and ride into a public area as a prank/activity

Originated in Iowa
He’s Big and Riching the School for the senior prank
by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020
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Big Maria

A shit so enormous it fills an entire toilet bowl.
My tummy is rumbling, I think I might have to take a Big Maria.
by DV78 February 7, 2009
mugGet the Big Mariamug.

Big 'preach

"Big 'preach" is a term used to express serene gratitude in a casual manner. The term is considered by many a shortened pronunciation of "big appreciate".
Yo homie, thanks for sucking my dick! Big 'preach.
by Jay Raughed November 16, 2020
mugGet the Big 'preachmug.

big mc's

Damn, 8600 points? No one's touching the Big MC's
by Bob Hope March 2, 2005
mugGet the big mc'smug.

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