Dork President

The king or queen of all dorks. The highest form of Dork status. The ultimate Dork. The Dork that all other Dorks want to be like.

Gloria is such a Dork President. Its so Adorkable.

by JamesZ November 7, 2005

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president poland

The man who invented Poland, Andrzej Poh Laand

"I, Andrzej Poh Land, claim this land as POLAND!" - President Poland

by Beanicus January 28, 2024

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Simp President

A title given to a Simp who’s characteristics of Straight Simping exceed everybody else’s to the point there the male leader of the simps. The current Simp President is Sumatto

Yo you’ve heard of the new Simp President
Yeah he’s pretty kool

by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021

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Ari Al Barr: A 400-pound Black slave who somehow owns a fraternity house. Even though he barely has a 1.5 GPA, he acts like he’s in charge. Known for being rude, clueless, and hating on his own kind, Ari openly says he only likes white girls — especially “snow bunnies.” Ari is so incredibly incompetent that it takes him 3–4 business days to reply in a standard conversation, highlighting his struggles as an illiterate modern-day slave. He’s also a natural female repellent with his stench and monstrous build. Nobody respects him, but he still thinks he’s the king of the frat.

“have you seen Oko president today?” “na bruh he probably out in them fields”

by okoprezGeorgiaTech April 28, 2025

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Josh pierre and Sergi will be stuco presidents

Its just whats gonna happen

Yoooo, Josh pierre and Sergi will be stuco presidents thats crazyy

by POW3RB0IX February 6, 2023

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Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

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