Alien Tech

Another word used for an alto or any vape that involves pods

Yo can I take a hit of that alien tech

by willy jumbo March 7, 2023

High tech

High tech magnet school, educating prep lineal prep rejects with no money, gay prep kids, and non prep gays since the beginning of time.

Girl: that kids decent.
Girl 2: ye too bad it’s a gay high tech prep reject who couldnt make the prep bowling team 😄

by Prep Man November 2, 2021

tech guilt

Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.

Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.

Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.

by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016

tech date

Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.

"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."

"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."

by zevg April 3, 2015

flave tech

the worst artist of all time

"I can be lazy too"

who you listening to flave tech oh he looks like oi tipgrip

by Jacksonlover43 December 5, 2022

hermit tech

Modern technology (more specifically home computers and smart devices, audio/video chatting services, messaging services, and remote desktop apps) that allows someone to work in almost complete isolation - mostly in one's own home.

Well I guess I've been preparing for a quarantine for awhile now. With all of my hermit tech, I haven't set foot in an office for YEARS! My coworkers know I'm an email or phone call away, they just don't know exactly where I'm at - and they probably don't need to.

by Steve J March 14, 2020

Surgical tech

The BADASS person in the operating room that keeps the surgeon from killing you. They make sure everything needed to make the surgery run smoothly is in the room. They are the surgeon’s right hand yet they are unknown: the unsung heroes in scrubs. Sometimes they need to be a referee, carpenter, plumber, engineer, psychologist, babysitter, teacher, a hand holder, a smart ass, psychic, and a mind reader: jack of all trades, master of none.... except how to kickass and keep things running smoothly in the high stress OR.

I thought a nurse scrubbed in with the surgeon but it’s a surgical tech!

by Rdldance August 22, 2020