Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

by Doc Fitz February 28, 2019

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 30, 2018

booth-tart

A bird that beggs it from DJ's to get behind the booth/VIP area. Don't forget they have a pair of bolt-ons and baboon lips to add

Look at that booth-tart near the decks

by BigMinch March 24, 2024

pine tart

a pine tart is some one who is acting up or being a total cock.

fuck off you pine tart

by thesmokinzombeh June 07, 2011

Tinder Tart

A pretty girl who does not sleep with guys off of tinder.

That girl is a tinder tart, she never hooks up with anyone on Tinder

by Fragglerock1989 May 13, 2015

Felch-Tarts

Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.

"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."

by Dead-End Kid November 16, 2021

Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 10, 2017