tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018

TART-MUFFIN

A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.

Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!

by Justthetipipromise June 12, 2022

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

Lark the tart

a really bad person

Susie: Lark the tart sucks
me: yes

by cammy the dumb December 27, 2021

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

Liberal Tart

A retarded person who disagrees with me

ME: I like dogs
Other dude (liberal tart): i like cats.
Me: shut the hell up you liberal tart you probably listen to weezer kys

by Thatonebasedsigmarizzlerweezer March 19, 2024

pine tart

a pine tart is some one who is acting up or being a total cock.

fuck off you pine tart

by thesmokinzombeh November 28, 2011