Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

by Doc Fitz February 28, 2019

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 30, 2018

sausage tart

a hilarious and sexy girl. Usually Kayla's and Jennifer's are are sausage tarts.

"Kayla cracks me up. She's such a sausage tart."

by pseudonymshh September 20, 2017

Z-tarted

The feeling one gets after being around Z for any length of time

Joe: hey mike you seem, different. Is everything ok?

Mike: nah i just feel like an idiot, being around Z has me feeling Z-tarted, if you will.

by Rojoson December 25, 2019

tart's tractor

A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.

She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.

by hackneydiv September 25, 2024

Re–Tarts

A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as Re–Tarts.

Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"

by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017