tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018

Doo-Tart

A sweet-tart that has been stuck on the bottom of someones shoes via a dog turd or any turd.

Kent ate a doo-tart

by Doo-Tart March 8, 2009

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

Pop-tart

A toasty hoe ready to eat

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

by QuacksO April 2, 2020

douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.

Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.

by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009

Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020