Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.
by Doc Fitz February 28, 2019
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Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape
Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker
by Drake50s January 30, 2018
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Z-tarted

The feeling one gets after being around Z for any length of time
Joe: hey mike you seem, different. Is everything ok?

Mike: nah i just feel like an idiot, being around Z has me feeling Z-tarted, if you will.
by Rojoson December 25, 2019
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Portuguese custard tart

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it
by The truth within January 10, 2025
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Saffron Tart

It's a sex move where the man cums inside of a woman's asshole, then he performs cunnilingus on the woman's asshole.
Dude: "I did a saffron tart last night"
Dude 2: "You're insane man!"
by Granny_sexbag420 November 02, 2023
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Tart Tart

Man: f*** u !!

Man 2: Tart Tart
by DeadingIaks April 17, 2018
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Tart burger

A version of “tart” for someone who is stupid, a bad student, an idiot, or a playful insult.
You’re a tart burger!
Insert name is a tart burger.
by N8398L December 08, 2024
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