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tap jockey

One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.
"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".
by deduck July 20, 2010
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downtown tap

Lightly bumping another car while parallel parking downtown.
I downtown tapped a car while parallel parking last night.

Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.
by Pgerber7 April 24, 2014
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tap that dick

When you have an extreme attraction for somebody and you just really want to smash them.When you are a guy it would mean to give them anal or oral.For a girl it could mean all

three ways to have sex.Basicly it just means when you are really horny.
Hey James I want to tap that dick of yours.Lets go up to your bedroom.
by Canadian chick December 18, 2017
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fret tapping

The act, during Male masturbation, of ceasing to stroke the penis and instead tapping one's fingers on the underside of the Male member to maintain one's erection without "prematurely" ejaculation.
Alaura Eden is the one porn star who, even if I'm late for work, makes me resort to fret tapping so I can justify watching another minute or two of her films.
by Solanas69 March 18, 2019
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ratchet tapping

When a ratchet bitch with long ass nails is texting and making a constant annoying tapping sound.
That bitch Crystal was ratchet tapping on her phone for an hour straight.
by Niggabizcuit October 27, 2020
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Tap the cap

The process of tapping your toe against someone else's knee cap in the intent to turn them on.
by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017
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Tit tap

When a girl is climbing on top and her tit taps your member
When Alice was climbing on last night she totally tit tapped me.
by cdqq4819 July 23, 2018
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