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Taking Bodies

Killing people, usually certain people who have disrespected you or your group. Taking bodies = taking lives.
This nigga tryna fuck with me and my group. Hell nah, we taking bodies.
by Mealjoee November 7, 2016
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Take a Vik

The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.
Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"
by UrbanGirlInFL December 30, 2010
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Taking an Abby

Taking an unusually large and time consuming dump.
Friend 1: “man, after eating that Taco Bell I couldn’t help myself. I had to just drop everything and found myself taking an abby.”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”
by Aprilfoolsking May 17, 2018
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Onion-take

Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.

Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020
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Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.
Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3
by not_JESUS December 5, 2012
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Take Fittys

A descrite way of pointing out a nice set of fake tits.
Joe: Hey frank did you see those take fittys.

Frank: Yeah I bet those cost a pretty penny!
by Bigeman25 August 19, 2008
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