by CGJohnMack November 28, 2005

by Doyle February 18, 2004

When a guy has a little patch of hair directly below his lips. It's not a full goatee. When a guy goes down on a girl, this patch of hair brushes up against the chick's taint. Also known as a soul patch.
by Dan de Mann November 12, 2006

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.
"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!
That Dirty Boy!
by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008

by 110$croc June 23, 2008

Me: Hey Marko guess what?!
Marko: what?!
Me: My taint is uncontrollably tingling because I just found a fucking 5 speed Maxima SE, so rare..i love when I have Tingly Taint"
Marko: what?!
Me: My taint is uncontrollably tingling because I just found a fucking 5 speed Maxima SE, so rare..i love when I have Tingly Taint"
by ellendefuckinggenrous May 12, 2011

I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.
My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!
by thorass March 24, 2011
