chocolate tube steak

A brown or dark colored dong.

Bob rapidly pumped his chocolate tube steak in and out of Sally.

by Antzor May 29, 2008

Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.

Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

steak and shake

Eating a delicious steak, and then immediately receiving a handjob of equal magnitude.

A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"

by shiftyclaybob September 26, 2011

steak

When something is just so good it's just fucking steak.

The opposite of pork.

That song is steak as fuck bro!

This club is stanky steak steak steak rite nah!

Yo that bitch was all steaked the fuck out.

I'm so steaked for the concert!

Oh my gnasty gnasty gnar-gnar super stanky steak steak, I cannot believe how steak this is!

by ain'tporki'msteak June 20, 2011

Milk Steak

It's a steak boiled in milk and honey.

"I'll take the milk steak with a side of raw jelly beans, please."

by andycraig October 16, 2009

Philly Jizz Steak

A philly jizz steak originated in a dirty ass public school cafeteria when one of the cafeteria dudes in the back replaced the common ingredient of liquid cheese with jizz on the philly cheese steaks to make a philly jizz steaks

Yo lemme get a philly jizz steak with extra jizz

I understand the sandwich is 2.99, but is jizz extra?

by Billy LangHenry March 6, 2009

tube steak and white gravy

When one guy gets sucked off by someone else and their partner gets to lap up all the spooge that is dripping off of their guy's home-grown sausage and meat balls.

When I come back from a sweaty day of work me and my man always know what to give each other for an after dinner dessert...tube steak and white gravy. We like to take the time to work each other over for seconds and thirds.

by Happy Wolf August 22, 2008