Spatience

The practice of creating space in which patience can arise.

When the moment felt rushed, he took a breath and chose spatience long enough for clarity to appear.

by jscult March 11, 2026

Scotiaboo

Someone that is not Scottish who is overly infatuated with Scottish Culture and views it as superior to their own despite not actually understanding it correctly themselves. May often be seen watching Braveheart and butchering Scottish Gaelic. May own a Claymore they bought from Home Depot.

"Did you see John wearing a kilt around town yesterday? Dude's crazy, it was 20 below! I think he had a sword too!"
"Yeah he's a Scotiaboo, pay him no mind."

by Justmadethisforfun May 5, 2025

Spatially Illiterate

someone who physically can not read the room even if a gun were pointed to their head

"dude my grandma just died"
"lol guys look at this tiktok i found"
"holy shit is it humanly possible for you be any more spatially illiterate what the actual fuck is wrong with you"

by Colombian Coal Mine July 20, 2025

Scoti

Some Cunt On The Internet
Acronym, derogative, refers to "podcasters", "influencers", "digital creators" and other such unemployable wankers.

That Liam Tuffs bloke that looks like a talking peanut - what a shitty little SCOTI he is!

by Gino Farfalle October 17, 2025

Spatinal

Understanding energy fields and forces from an object's embedded position within volumetric space, where the object defines the reference frame and surrounding intervals contain active energy signatures.

Etymology: Latin "spatium" (interval, space between things) + "-inal" (relating to). Spatium specifically means the INTERVAL between things, not empty space. Spatinal = "relating to the space between things"—understanding energy-filled intervals surrounding an object from its embedded position.

Object-centric, not observer-centric. How an object exists within energy fields, not how observers measure it.

Space around objects contains electromagnetic fields, gravitational gradients, acoustic waves. Spatinal analysis reads these field relationships from the object's frame—the intervals between.

Applications: RFID tracking, WiFi motion detection, satellite reconnaissance, medical imaging, touchscreen interfaces, directional audio, autonomous vehicles—any tech reconstructing object state by reading its energy field environment.

Enables hyper-dynamic personalization: multiple people in same space receive different audio/visual content based on their unique spatinal coordinates.

Coined 2004 by Jason O'Rourke, former 0241 (Imagery Intelligence Specialist) USMC and GEOINT analyst.

"When you hover your finger over a touchscreen and it activates before touching, that's spatinal detection—reading the capacitive field disturbance around your finger's position. In smart museums, directional speakers use spatinal positioning to deliver different audio to each visitor based on their exact location. You hear one story while someone three feet away hears something completely different from the same exhibit."

by The___saint November 22, 2025

Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.

Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.

by Sickjames March 5, 2017

school shoting

School shoting is a normal thing

School shoting is when someone want to end it all but also wanna end his/hers bully

Man 1:Hey dude wanna shot up the school
Man 2: Hell yhea fam
Music : You better run better run faster then bullet

by CykaAlert October 26, 2017