sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 17, 2016

Sock-cucker

An individual who steals another's sock/s (a cucker is a person who makes another person a cuckold).

Watch your laundry around him. He's known to be a "sock-cucker".

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 10, 2019

Sock Cucker

(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.

"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."

by Endless Pajamas March 30, 2020

Bean Sock

A sock filled with beans... thats it

Person 1: Hey Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Nothing!
Person 1: Are you eating the bean sock again?
Brian: h948fnh4308sf

by Banana_Bob April 20, 2021

Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

Milk Sock

A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.

"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."

by Milk sock November 25, 2019

Rice Socked

When your mom or s/o decides to ruin your day by hitting you in the family jewels with a sock filled with rice

Damn my mom really fucked my over, she rice socked the hell outta me

by Cdog25134 January 20, 2020