Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Sneeze

Pro gamer

Bro your such a sneeze

by Iknowihavedaddyissues October 2, 2020

HINEY SNEEZE

A Fart

Was that a Hiney Sneeze

by SLAMPIG101 June 17, 2021

Violent Sneeze

When a sneeze rocks your chicken nugget so hard that it becomes violent like a hard rocker.

I almost had a violent sneeze when I flipped my nugget trying to reach for a tissue.

by Jukola November 22, 2021

nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.

My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.

by MutantStrike December 9, 2008

sneeze stew

verb, to vomit

"Dude, you don't look so good. Is that breakfast burrito staying put? I can pull over if you need to sneeze stew."

by Chorizo Pudding June 14, 2025

Venom Sneeze

The sneeze

“What y’alll doing?” the famous phrase of Mr. Sneeze; Venom Sneeze being alternate pronunciation and spelling of his proper name

by SquidGarnt July 31, 2024