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fake shower

provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate
I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.
by jbuti September 27, 2010
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Grumeau shower

The Grumeau Shower is when you vomit on someone during intercourse, making your partner vomit on yourself while continuing the sexual act.
Last night I was having horrible sex with this chick. She got sick on me (from all the horror) and proceeded to violently vomit all over me.. Getting into the mood, I then Grumeau showered her right back!
by Beep12345 December 15, 2009
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dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!
"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"
by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016
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Shower Helmet

This can be considered a noun or adjective. This is very similar to a hair bonnet that people, typically black people, wear to bed. However a new term has been coined by the very famous Ac7ionman. A Shower Helmet is something that not only black people can wear but anyone. A shower helmet can be worn in the shower (to prevent getting it wet ) or to bed (to prevent friction thus reducing frizz and/or spilt ends).
Why cant white people wear shower helmets?
by BlueSkiesN June 17, 2023
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muddy-shower

to be showered with water from the anus, like from an enema ect.
linda gave me a muddy-shower last night it was the best. I next time i'll wear some goggles
by matt13 April 2, 2008
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pink shower

When you shower after ramming a chick on her rag and the water from the blood coming off your meat makes the water pink.
Hey Reggie, I just had a nice pink shower after I dumped some seed into your sisters sloppy ragging hatchet wound. Wanna go for tacos?
by Shlong John Sliver August 10, 2016
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Shower Flower

the colorful poofy sponge thing women buy for bodywash in the shower. replacing the wash cloth
"Honey, will you please grab my shower flower and scrub my back?" then hang it on the shower head to drip dry?
by smeritt October 24, 2012
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