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Poo Shark

The poo nugget that will not flush down the toilet, no matter how many repeat flushes occur.
Sorry guys, dont go in there. Theres a poo shark bobbing around.
by Mat King July 24, 2007
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Shark Episode

A controversy involving the rock band Led Zeppelin, when, in 1969, at the Edgewater Inn in Seattle, they banged a groupie with a red snapper.
The Shark Episode: "It wasn't shark parts anyway: It was the nose that got put in. We caught a lot of big sharks, at least two dozen, stuck coat hangers through the gills and left 'em in the closet . . . But the true shark story was that it wasn't even a shark. It was a red snapper and the chick happened to be a fucking redheaded broad with a ginger pussy. And that is the truth. Bonzo was in the room, but I did it. Mark Stein (of Vanilla Fudge) filmed the whole thing. And she loved it. It was like, "You'd like a bit of fucking, eh? Let's see how your red snapper likes this red snapper!" That was it. It was the nose of the fish, and that girl must have cum 20 times. But it was nothing malicious or harmful, no way! No one was ever hurt." -Richard Cole, Led Zeppelin tour manager

Damn, that's hot.
by your Lord and Savior September 1, 2007
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Shark Lady

A chick who is hot but also mean like a shark.
Guy 1:yo check thatgurlout she's hella fine,you gonna tap that?
Guy 2:I dont know she looks like a shark lady.
by mr.bummy February 9, 2010
mugGet the Shark Ladymug.

Cutty Shark

Weaving and driving fast through the streets of a residential area or just a low traffic non-mainstream road or part of town.

(Cutty meaning taking an alternative route home that is off the main road i.e. "I took the cutty way all the way home.")

(And shark meaning to drive fast and wind your way through sharp turns and stops signs typically of a neighborhood, and to do so with the agility and speed of a shark.)

Hence the phrase "cutty shark"
Freeway rush hour traffic was a bitch so we cutty sharked it through the side streets to make it home in time for dinner.
by skrillykillex November 12, 2011
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Harbor Shark

When going out on the town and picking up conquests.

One who only fishes in the Harbor.

Respectable fishermen, fish the open sea and bring their catch to the Harbor for sorting and selecting.

Less than honorable fisherman await the deep sea fishermen's return and and attempt to pilfer their catch.

Occasionally fishing with in the harbor is acceptable as long as that person is know to go deep sea fishing and stocks the harbor. One who fails to stock the harbor, though fishes within it, almost never fishes in the deep sea may find themselves becoming a Harbor Shark
Manny Moe and Jack are staying in Vegas for the weekend, Manny and Moe go out hit the town for hours and brings back 5 girls to the hotel bar. all the while Jack has been sitting at the hotel bar, and seeing that his friends are back with girls Jack instantly swoops in and goes for the hottest girl, hence being a Harbor Shark
by Haywood Jablowmie pdx July 18, 2010
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bean shark

Any woman that chooses to hook up with and or date only Mexican men.
"Dude did you see Yvonne with that Mexican guy last night?"

"Yea she's a total bean shark!"
by Yvonne ginger October 17, 2008
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Jump the shark

Hung around too long. Kept something going when it had obviously run its course or became useless.
Keeping "Two & a Half Men" running with Ashton replacing Charlie Sheen. Further enhanced by reducing the roles of the really talented cast members like "Berta"; "Mom" & "Rose", "Jump the shark"d
by bk66 December 18, 2012
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