Business services

A department at a university or college that takes you're well earned money to pay for your overinflated college education. Also is a repeat offender of charging you more than you owe and/or losing your last payment.

There is nothing more evil than business services.

Business services is the bane of my existence

by Cougarboy February 11, 2015

moon service

Ordering room service very late . Eating late night in hotel room through room services.

We ordered moon service last night after the party.

by Mookaveli October 12, 2015

lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.

In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.

by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016

Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service

Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!

by RealOBRav August 22, 2016

Tea Service

A ladylike way for asking your lover for a pinky in the ass.

Hey baby, will you give me some tea service tonight?

by Percy Snatcher April 20, 2017

The Sevie Cycle

Every year, seventh graders are subject to daily roastings from the eighth graders, who call them "sevies" and pretty much bully them into submission. Once the eighth graders have left for high school the next year, the seventh graders become eighth graders and, out of revenge, do the same thing that was done to them to the incoming seventh graders. This cycle continues and will continue until all of the eighth graders grow some balls.

Seventh grader 1: Why are the eighth graders so mean to us?
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.

by A PhD in Eugenes May 24, 2017