September 30th

September 30th is the day that you meet the love of your life it’s just a fact it’s also a national eat your girl out day she deserves it after all the national suck a dick days there are

Damn it’s September 30th already how the fuck did that happen

by A random person that has £3.45 October 19, 2019

September 9th

Grab ass day any person with a fat ass grab they shii ocurrr ahh single or not ya bf or ya gf can’t get mad 😒.

September 9th grab it

by Ahhhsexccass August 15, 2019

September 18

It’s ride the dick day, slow motion or fast motion you betta put the work.

Sis that man needs a memorable lesson. Give him a September 18 gift‼️

by Brazyyyy October 16, 2019

September 5th

September 5th is national Ethan is gay day. Everyone named Ethan will be gay on this day so make sure you let them know.

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(September 5th)
'It's national Ethan is gay day'
'Oh'

by nibbalations101 August 31, 2020

September 9th

September 9th is national Shut up Alex day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Alex tells said person to shut up.

"Shut up Alex!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Alex day. Because its september 9th."

by ThomasM1982 August 31, 2020

September 30

The day you hug/confess your crush/girlfriend/boyfriend

“Ew why did you hug me”
“Its September 30”
“Ohh”

by ✨quackers✨ September 30, 2021

22 September

the national kiss your boyfriend day

22 september

by skaterhead September 20, 2021