A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.
" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"
by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017
Get the scoop babymug. The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleepmug. When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.
by Constipated women February 15, 2024
Get the Poop scoopmug. by Werner lover September 27, 2023
Get the Jenc scoopmug. When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.
He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.
I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.
I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.
by Socoa January 31, 2009
Get the retro-scoopmug. Cute usually, flirtatious but not always on purpose. Athletic, a loving guy who cares about everyone but doesn't mind to tell you how it is if it's needed. A great listener and a great person to ask for advice from.
Usually athletic, if you ever meet one their usually looking happy or trying to be funny, but if he's ever in a relationship then that means he probably spent a lot of time testing the girl to make sure he found the one.
Usually athletic, if you ever meet one their usually looking happy or trying to be funny, but if he's ever in a relationship then that means he probably spent a lot of time testing the girl to make sure he found the one.
by scoopitupman November 19, 2023
Get the Scoopmug. The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
Get the Scoop and Sleepmug.