scoop

A living being (fictional or non-fictional) that is extremely round and ball-shaped.
scoops are related to ice cream. Don't ask how or why, but they are.
"scoop" must never contain a capital letter.

Look at this cute scoop I found!

by CutieFox9 March 19, 2022

The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

Scoop the Dog

Verb: the action in which one is with another and scoops ones dog

Hey man, I was in bed with this girl last night and I totally scoop the dog!

by Theo Geisel July 23, 2019

Scoop

Noun. alway followed by the infefinite article unles there are more than one. A flick/scoop of a mans chest. You have to say scoop as you scoop the man

Hey you owe me a scoop
*scoop*

by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023

Flick Scoop

Film breaking news

Here is the flick scoop that I saw in the previous day

by Urbandicteam September 8, 2018

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

Scoops

The act of applauding or cheering for someone or something.

Scoops to winning the football game.

by Lily lee miller October 12, 2017