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4 point scale

A scale that cuts out 6 un essential numbers when rating girls with your friends.

1- ew why would anyone wanna hit that
2- I wouldn't, but I can see how you might want to
3- I definitely would but if you wouldn't I could see why
4- if you wouldn't hit that, you might be gay.
You don't know about the 4 point scale? It's the new wave.
by YoungBagABitch July 6, 2021
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the validsof scale

the scale of a validsof is the severity of being a validsof for example 23 on the scale means you watch a shit ton of hentai
23 hentai per minute to be exact
Person 1: yo you validsof i bet ur like 23 on the scale!
Validsof: no im more like 12 on the validsof scale
by gaming legend420 January 15, 2023
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Thong scale

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong
Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.
by Leather Beast December 14, 2007
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Urban Scale

That's not a word,

Yes it is, number 3 on the Urban Scale
by AusLunar December 17, 2008
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Far Scale

This is a name given to a scale, used to address how far a male/female has gone with someone.

1-hug.
2-holding hands.
3-kiss on cheek.
4-kiss on lips (no tongues)
5-kiss on lips (with tongues)
6-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (no tongues)
7-kiss lasting more than 30 secs (with tongues)
8- upper body fondling
9- lower body fondling
10- full monty.
Rebecca- how far on the "far scale" have you gone with steve?
Lucy- 10 but dont tell any-one!x
by LoveGoddessx September 30, 2010
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Professional scalper

A new slang term for your psychiatrist or shrink
Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
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Crazy-Hot Scale

The Crazy/Hot Scale was made popular by How I Met Your Mothers' Barney Stinson. For those of you not familiar with the show, it is a diagram for relating the craziness, c, of a given girl, to her hotness h. Ratings are based off the standard 1-10 scale (10 being the hottest/craziest and 1 being the least attractive/most sane). For example, one of the most recent girls I hooked up with would be about a (5,8) - so 5/10 crazy, 8/10 hot.

The Line of Equality

As Barney explains, "a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot". Let's make h a function of c. So, as c increases, h(c) must also increase at an equal or greater rate. I will call this line, the line of equality.

h(c) = c, c = craziness of a given girl

For a girl to be considered hook-up material, her (c,h(c)) must lie above the line, and thus, h(c) ≥ c.

To illustrate, a girl who is a 7 on the crazy scale must be at least a 7 on the hotness scale as well. If she's a (7,8) - great! You're getting more bang for your buck (per se). However, if she's a (7,6) - get out of there. Quick.
Bill: Hey I saw you talking to Beth at the bar last night. Did you slam that?
Jeff: No way - After she started talking about her hair collection I realized she was a 10/9 on the Crazy-Hot Scale and blew.
Bill: Damn! It is hard to lose a 9 like that!
by babymamadrama June 13, 2014
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