A beautiful Italian-American woman who, through the creative power of nature and time finds her true love and soulmate while exploring the Southern East Coast. Her gaze is met and souls connect; an addictive, unconventional, ultimate love is formed.
Lady River leads to the truest, the ultimate, the most soulful, protective love.
Rest assure, in time, Lady River will deliver you to your ONE.
Rest assure, in time, Lady River will deliver you to your ONE.
by RosenThePhilosopher September 15, 2018
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Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.
Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!
Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.
Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*
by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012
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An episode of rain that transcends even a micro burst. So much so that the rain doesn't come down in drops but seemingly in a solid sheet.
Holy cow, I got stuck in the sky river over lunch. I had to go home and throw my clothes in the drier.
by DwardisimoRex December 30, 2008
Get the sky river mug.DAMN! Look at that Bad River Buffalo eatin grass over there.
I really regret takin that Bad River Buffalo home last night.
I really regret takin that Bad River Buffalo home last night.
by BeLegitStoopid July 6, 2010
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Get the A man has fallen into the river in lego city mug.Popularized on TikTok, implying someone is in denial. This phrase is referring to a clip of Wendy Williams on a radio show, where she says to a caller “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay.” The joke is that Wendy recited the saying incorrectly.
The real saying is “denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: A humorous phrase used to highlight the fact that someone is in denial about something. (A pun on the colloquial pronunciation of "the Nile.")
The real saying is “denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: A humorous phrase used to highlight the fact that someone is in denial about something. (A pun on the colloquial pronunciation of "the Nile.")
“Denial is a river in Egypt”: Remember that time Wendy Williams said “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay!” while live on air?
“Denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: The boss thinks he can salvage this project by throwing more money at it. Someone should let him know that denial isn't a river in Egypt.
“Denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: The boss thinks he can salvage this project by throwing more money at it. Someone should let him know that denial isn't a river in Egypt.
by sometimesitslikethat January 27, 2023
Get the denial is a river in egypt mug.The Arkansas River is some of the baddest whitewater kayakingin North America and also has some of the most family-friendly whitewater rafting anywhere. "The Ark" begins near Leadville, Colorado and flows south through the Upper Arkansas River Valley. The area near Buena Vista is an outdoors aficionado's paradise with numerous fourteener peaks in the Collegiate Peaks, road cycling, mountain biking, trail running, climbing, bouldering, hiking, and much more. In winter, Alpine, Nordic, and backcountry skiing & snowboarding and snowshoeing are available. The floor of the Valley from Buena Vista to Salida has a pretty mild climate year-round and for this reason is sometimes called the Banana Belt. You can go skiing or snowshoeing on the west side of the Valley or rock climb, mountain bike, hike, etc. on the east side on many winter days Buena Vista has one of the world's great outdoor shops, The Trailhead. They are really willing to help you out with whatever you need, including information about places to go.
Kim - "We're going on a rafting vacation this summer on the Arkansas River in Colorado."
Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."
Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."
by da Chetster March 7, 2009
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