The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018
Get the Splay Ridemug. by KanoLynx August 15, 2016
Get the riding the panthermug. Sitting atop a residence in a drunken and/or disorderly manner. Extra points are often awarded whilst hoisting one arm, drink in hand and cat-calling passers by.
The "Jones'" have saddles on their dormers. During parties, Mrs. Jones enjoys houseback riding naked.
by Rusty Steedledorf February 11, 2010
Get the Houseback Ridingmug. 
(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."
I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.
by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017
Get the Danger Ridemug. by jc81 December 27, 2021
Get the Ride The Fencemug. by Catchmedoingthat July 25, 2016
Get the This ride's closing!mug.